Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Dignity is for republicans.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize