Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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