he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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