Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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