I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
