I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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