Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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