I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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