fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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