Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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