If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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