Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Be still, my beating vagina.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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