a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the day after is always just damage control
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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