I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He has the fingertips of a God
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