Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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