3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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