The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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