help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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