I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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