Say something about gay babies.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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