Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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