I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
where am i from again
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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