it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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