so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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