he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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