you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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