i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
