In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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