we're blogging at a bar
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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