sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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