he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
