these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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