I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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