so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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