We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
This is classic penis vs brain.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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