Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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