shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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