Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There r osticjed everywhere
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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