Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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