he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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