we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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