are you still at the devil's house?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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