I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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