The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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