i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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