just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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