i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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