wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You left your phone here
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