I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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