Sry I called you an 8
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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