so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This is the high leading the old right now
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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