i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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