Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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