There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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