why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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