This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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