I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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